In 2008 I went to live with a good friend of mine on her 800 acre sheep ranch in Montana.
It was no surprise when a very long winter rolled into town and this little New Mexican girl got a cold (- 40º weather does that to me). I had the potential and possibility of looking like a red-faced, puffy-eyed Pillsbury Dough Boy, but luckily I had my *Hay Asz at hand. When taken as needed, I was my normal, happy, healthy self. Bring on your worst, Montana!
Late one night I woke up (kind of) and reached to my nightstand for a few more Hay Asz so I could stay on top of things, but I accidentally grabbed 6 **Klean Lax instead…
The events that followed that handful of laxatives inspired this poem:
Twas the Night Before Morning
Moral of the story:
It’s true that if you take enough laxatives you will do everything in your power not to sneeze, but Hay Asz is a much less torturous way to fix the sniffles.
* Hay Asz (which happens to be a phenomenal herbal formula that is used for colds, flu, allergies, hay fever, asthma, etc. You can take 2 to 6 capsules as often as every 15 minutes).
** Klean Lax (an incredibly effective herbal laxative. It is efficient enough that you can start with 1 capsule and work your way up from there as needed)
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